Note: Title has been changed from "Big Trouble in Little Town" to "Rolling Boulder"

The story starts out with a pan of three villages on a mountain bearing the flag of 
Cal, USC, and Standford. The camera works its way up the mountain, then zooms dramatically
on the peak, which holds a giant boulder ready to roll and crush everything beneath.

The boulder does fall and begins its descent. Standford is the first to step up.
They try to erect a defensive shield with their mascot (trees). The tree wall is
no use, and they are crushed.

The boulder continues towards USC, who with their mighty trojans, raise their spears
defensively. It too, is no use, and they are crushed.

On a side note, as the boulder rolls down, it accumulates all that it crushes. So
when it crushes Standford, it absorbs Standford's trees, making it a tree-spiked
boulder. When it absorbs USC, the trojans are stuck on top of the boulder and
fight desperately to keep their balance. Thus, when it comes to Cal, it looks
like the greatest accumulation of evil they have ever witnessed. USC and Standford
are working together in one great ball of evil and destruction (though this point
might be missed on alot of people).

The king of Cal is nagged by his trusty servant to take action. He keeps his 
calm, and presses their emergency button, which summons a giant laser canon from 
Cal's clock tower. The laser fires, destroying the boulder but also the whole
mountain. They now stare in silence at what they have just done.